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narkrai:

SO I HAVE THIS CALORIE COUNTER APP THAT HAS OVER 3,000,000 TYPES OF FOOD AND OUT OF BOREDOM I LOOKED THIS UP IM FUCKING DYING

narkrai:

SO I HAVE THIS CALORIE COUNTER APP THAT HAS OVER 3,000,000 TYPES OF FOOD AND OUT OF BOREDOM I LOOKED THIS UP IM FUCKING DYING

theyellowbrickroad:

im going to name my kid pregnant so they can be like “hi im pregnant” and everyone will stand there all mortified

thechamberofsecrets:

this cory in the house video game has been sitting in walmart since 2009 and is still $29.92

thechamberofsecrets:

this cory in the house video game has been sitting in walmart since 2009 and is still $29.92

Anonymous said: I shaved my head and my uncle said no boys will ever love me but jokes on him I can now wear chapstick with the windows down in the car and not get hair stuck on my lips.

lolrenaynay:

You’re living the fucking dream.

zeeday:

timmypuddin:

*picks the hottest cashier at the grocery store*

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sarahseeandersen:

Someone’s thigh touching my own thigh: my ultimate nightmare.

sarahseeandersen:

Someone’s thigh touching my own thigh: my ultimate nightmare.

vinebox:

windovvs95:

That’s not what I expected

lmao

teacher: you, pass out papers
me: okay
class:
me:
class:
me:
class:
me: who are you people
tyrabankruptcy:

jadethemerman:

snatchedweaves:

Azealia Banks- Fantasea (cover outtakes)

Why are y’all so cruel
Would this be considered blackface?

tyrabankruptcy:

jadethemerman:

snatchedweaves:

Azealia Banks- Fantasea (cover outtakes)

Why are y’all so cruel

Would this be considered blackface?

chevalierdog:

i logged into twitter for the first time in a year because i was curious how many people spelled doughnuts as dognuts

the1dlifeforme:

Ladies and gentleman, 21 year old twins and child stars Dylan and Cole Sprouse.

Me: ur on tumblr?
Her: yeah!! My URL is super-who-lock-in-the-TARDIS-driving-the-impala-in-221B !!!
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: My momma said I gotta come home right now immediately.

gothgirlsonly:

gangbongs:

gothgirlsonly:

everything is a boomerang if you throw it upwards

helium balloon

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scottish:

when u say something and it comes out meaner than u intended
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